I am a THOUSANDAIRE, YEAAHHHHH!!!!!

Well folks, today I received a check by FedEx from a scammer. This cat claims to be an employee of Ashley Furniture and he needs me to cash this $1950 check, keep 10% for myself and send the rest by Western Union to the Ukraine. Look at the e-mail I got from him;

Hello
How are you today hope fine i have to let you know that the payment from our clients have been sent to you via FEDEX mail service and its has been delivered to your front door today,you can confirm that on www.fedex.com with the tracking number 791929007024.So please as soon as you get the FEDEX mail ,please get back to me as soon as possible.
All you need to do is to get it to your bank or any cashing store and get it cashed and like we agreed before that you deduct your 10% and get the remaining 90% wired via western union money transfer to our representatives in Ukraine sameday.Below is the western union details to send the money

This joker cannot even get his punctuation, spelling and sentences right. And the e-mail comes from a David Moore, but I am supposed to send the money to this Robertson Shodade guy;


Name:Robertson Shodade
City:Lugansk.
State:Lugansk.
Country:Ukraine
Zip Code:91045

I am no international expert, but I did not know the Ukraine had a US zip code.

I am bypassing Go, the $200 dollars and going straight to the police on tomorrow so they can deal with this crap. Now how did I get so lucky as to get this largess showered upon me? I do not know, but you kids be careful out there. The scammers are everywhere.